This is from the Phillies – Nationals game on Labor Day. You can tell it is Labor Day because the idiot pantomiming a blowjob for the television camera is wearing a plastic red, white and blue top hat. Thank goodness for this guy. It has been weeks since something super weird happened in the stands in Philadelphia.
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