Roundup: Jimmy Kimmel Was Behind the Fake Twerking Girl Video, Canada Family Bans Technology For a Year & Chip Kelly Rules

alice eveAlice Eve … Eddie Murphy is returning to his music career … “Drunk and boarish: swigging pig hogs 18 beers at campsite” … Miley Cyrus will be the second guest on SNL; Tiny Fey is the season-opening guest … big TV ratings for the Bengals season-opening loss … Klitschko and Arnold having fun on twitter … Canada family bans technology for a year … racist jerk leaves comment on bill at Red Lobster … George Zimmerman, questioned by police for allegedly threatening his wife … 150-pound watermelon stolen from farm … “107-year-old man killed in police shootout in Arkansas” …

In case you went to bed early: Houston 31, San Diego 28. The Chargers led 28-7 in the third. [Chronicle]

Very cool: A camera was strapped to the head of an Ohio State band member. [Cleveland.com]

Nadal tops Djokovic in four sets at the US Open for his 13th Grand Slam title. [NYT]

Sports Illustrated will allegedly open a can of whoop ass on the Oklahoma State football program this week. [Inside SI]

You’re going to hear and read a lot about Chip Kelly and the Eagles today. This is not a bad place to start. [Philly.com]

The Pittsburgh Pirates have ended 20 years of futility by winning 82 games, and ensuring a winning season. [Trib Total Media]

The Serena Williams/Victoria Azarenka US Open women’s final earned a strong 4.9 overnight rating. [Sports Media Watch]

Baseball really needs Taijuan Walker to succeed, and then needs dozens more Taijuan Walkers. [Yahoo Sports]

Joel Sherman wouldn’t be surprised if Derek Jeter walked away from baseball after this injured-plagued season. [NY Post]

It really is a shame there won’t be Notre Dame vs. Michigan III, under the lights. [Michigan Daily]

Have sports teams brought down America’s schools? [The New Yorker]

Really good details into the 2009 showdown in Lubbock between Mike Leach and Craig James. [Sports Illustrated]

I doubt I can interest you in DMX stripping naked and running around in a hotel, but if you’re interested …

I’m a bit surprised at the reactions from these folks, very few who seem alarmed at the question. [via Hot Clicks]

A few weeks late on this trailer for The Station, but it looks scary. [H/T Chad Dukes]

Miley Cyrus is naked on a wrecking ball (1:13) in her new video. In one day, this has over 14 million views.

Had a feeling this was fake.

Because you want to see it first!

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