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Denver Liquor Store Takes Us to the Fifth Dimension with the "Age of Demaryius"

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The Wine Seller & Spirits Too Store in Denver has the advertising signage of the week. You might often see signs warning of the end of the world. This more hopeful version let’s us know that we are entering a new age in the NFL. The Fifth Dimension thinks that this is a groovy idea.

When Manning is in his Sunday house,

And Julius aligns with Mars,

Wes will guide the planet,

And Decker marries Stars

This is the dawning of the age of Demaryius

Yeah, I just wrote that. It’s been a long week. I am still not as out there as these cats.

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