Byambajav Ulambayar – or “Byamba” – is a Mongolian sumo wrestler. Here he is destroying an opponent – it appears to be 420-pound Kelly Gneiting – with an Earth-shaking bodyslam at the 2013 US Sumo Wrestling Championship. Byamba, the 346-pound three-time world champion, won both the Men’s Heavyweight and Men’s Openweight gold medals at the competition.
Seriously, what is going on here?
That’s why you should never try.
Now we know where he keeps his Heisman.
There’s a line. This crosses it.