Officials prevented an injured Dortmund player from reentering play. Napoli scored while the German club was short-handed. Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp’s inner beast broke through his hipster academic facade during a Will Muschamp-esque rampage at the fourth official. Yes, he was sent off.
Two arrests in three days.
The death count is estimated to be around 1,200.
Also wants another go at Doug Gottlieb.
Won’t Sepp Blatter think of American kindergarteners?
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Plus, Dan Dakich is a fan of satire.
Golfing against? Maybe, but probably not.