Officials prevented an injured Dortmund player from reentering play. Napoli scored while the German club was short-handed. Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp’s inner beast broke through his hipster academic facade during a Will Muschamp-esque rampage at the fourth official. Yes, he was sent off.
it’s easier for a rich man to go through the legs of a camel …
The only thing average about Ichiro is his size.
What do I do with my hands?
Big when it counted.
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Plus, a chiropractor who is trying to invent a labia glue, and an ax arrest following an argument over pot pie.