This is not as bad as it sounds. Believe me. I imagined the worst. I watched this video with my eyes closed while squirming uncomfortably in my chair. I expected the worst. Luckily it was just a guy with a golf tee stuck in the end of his tongue. Cringe-worthy, but if you’ve been on the Internet for a day or two, you’ve seen much worse. I promise. Still, if you need a palate-cleanser after watching this video, go check out Mrs. Dufner and Meghan Hardin. No one will judge you.
Enjoy your moment, kid.
This will hopefully be a good thing.
Needless to say, this is bigger than the Olympics.
He really is trying to emulate Tom Brady.
Beware the open water.
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