This is not as bad as it sounds. Believe me. I imagined the worst. I watched this video with my eyes closed while squirming uncomfortably in my chair. I expected the worst. Luckily it was just a guy with a golf tee stuck in the end of his tongue. Cringe-worthy, but if you’ve been on the Internet for a day or two, you’ve seen much worse. I promise. Still, if you need a palate-cleanser after watching this video, go check out Mrs. Dufner and Meghan Hardin. No one will judge you.
No look. No dunk. No assist.
Did they forget the 49 and the dot?
Even this post is soaked in grease.
Texas inquired with Brad Stevens of the Celtics, too.