Italian Runner Allegedly Caught Using Fake Penis For Drug Test
By Ty Duffy
" The 27-year-old athlete, a member of the Italian air force team, was allegedly caught trying to siphon off “clean” urine from the fake penis, which was concealed in his underpants. "
" As he prepared to take the test, he had reportedly told a doctor: “I’d like to be alone.” "
No word on how the appointed meat-peeper discovered the alleged clever ruse.
This is the biggest Italian athlete penis-related scandal since it emerged former Italian national team captain Fabio Cannavaro had to have his equipment digitally reduced for a D&G underwear ad.