Sofia Vergara … Miley Cyrus, topless on the Rolling Stone cover … 8-inch snake grounds plan in Sydney … Joanna Krupa is very good at Instagram … wedding cancelled, all of the food donated to the homeless … police in Florida shoot and kill ax-wielding man … popular dog names in Mecklenburg County in North Carolina … Ken Auletta of the New Yorker and Henry Blodget of Business Insider talk journalism … Red Lobster and Oliver Garden in Malaysia? … is social media fueling gang wars in Chicago? … dumb, spammy twitter account is actually manned by a human … the Houston Astros had “ladies night” …
Writer takes acid, goes to Wisconsin Badgers football game. [Badger Herald]
David Cutcliffe has some thoughts on Arian Foster taking money at Tennessee. [News & Observer]
Anthony Spencer of the Cowboys is out for the year following microfracture surgery. [Dallas Morning News]
College athletes: Finally fighting back! [Salon]
The NBA All-Star game is headed to Toronto in 2016. Brrrrrr. [Toronto Sun]
Who is best at the NFL draft? Nobody knows anything, says Wharton professor. [Philly Inquirer]
St. Louis Cardinals rookie Michael Wacha loses no-hitter with two outs in the ninth. [Post-Dispatch]
Brady Hoke is killing it on the recruiting trail. [South Bend Tribune]
Nebraska media throwing Bo Pelini a lifeline. [Omaha.com]
Overrated Oklahoma tries to shake overrated label against Notre Dame this weekend. [Oklahoman]
All three America’s Cup fans are geeked for today’s final race. [SF Gate]
Tim Watley, er, Walt, read this erotic fan letter on Conan. [via Hot Clicks]
The Lee Corso, Not-So-Fast remix.
Eating ramen out of a beard? Damn hipsters.
The bat mask is cool, but me and my kids have way more fun than this guy.