Roundup: Hipster Eats Ramen Out of His Beard, Miley Cyrus in Rolling Stone & Dropping Acid at a Wisconsin Badgers Game

sofia vergara emmysSofia Vergara … Miley Cyrus, topless on the Rolling Stone cover … 8-inch snake grounds plan in Sydney … Joanna Krupa is very good at Instagram … wedding cancelled, all of the food donated to the homeless … police in Florida shoot and kill ax-wielding manpopular dog names in Mecklenburg County in North Carolina … Ken Auletta of the New Yorker and Henry Blodget of Business Insider talk journalism … Red Lobster and Oliver Garden in Malaysia? … is social media fueling gang wars in Chicago? … dumb, spammy twitter account is actually manned by a human … the Houston Astros had “ladies night” …

Writer takes acid, goes to Wisconsin Badgers football game. [Badger Herald]

David Cutcliffe has some thoughts on Arian Foster taking money at Tennessee. [News & Observer]

Anthony Spencer of the Cowboys is out for the year following microfracture surgery. [Dallas Morning News]

College athletes: Finally fighting back! [Salon]

The NBA All-Star game is headed to Toronto in 2016. Brrrrrr. [Toronto Sun]

Who is best at the NFL draft? Nobody knows anything, says Wharton professor. [Philly Inquirer]

St. Louis Cardinals rookie Michael Wacha loses no-hitter with two outs in the ninth. [Post-Dispatch]

Brady Hoke is killing it on the recruiting trail. [South Bend Tribune]

Nebraska media throwing Bo Pelini a lifeline. [Omaha.com]

Overrated Oklahoma tries to shake overrated label against Notre Dame this weekend. [Oklahoman]

All three America’s Cup fans are geeked for today’s final race. [SF Gate]

Tim Watley, er, Walt, read this erotic fan letter on Conan. [via Hot Clicks]

The Lee Corso, Not-So-Fast remix.

Eating ramen out of a beard? Damn hipsters.

The bat mask is cool, but me and my kids have way more fun than this guy.

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