Jaeden Washington is the monstrous high school football player in this video running over little Canadians who did not learn to wrap up. Washington, a junior at St. Michael’s College in Toronto (that’s a high school in Canada. Crazy, mixed up Canada!) broke at least 10 tackles during this 50-yard run against St. Andrew’s College. It’s like the behind-the-scenes video from a football movie where people are pretending to tackle and just bouncing off the protagonist.
Comparing Vince Vaughn’s epic 3-year run from 2004-2006 to Jim Carrey’s 3-year run from 1994-1996.
He was drafted in 1990.
The Warriors won though.
Seriously, what is going on here?
That’s why you should never try.
Now we know where he keeps his Heisman.