In your latest stirring edition of “where are they now,” former Chiefs running back Larry Johnson has reportedly been spending his time as a guest DJ for a Miami strip club called Tootsie’s Cabaret. Dare to dream.
The last time we heard from Johnson he had been arrested for allegedly choking an ex-girlfriend in Las Vegas and leaving her unconscious in a hallway, apparently in her underwear no less. Such a charming personality feels like a natural fit for a strip club and the perfect place for the former NFL star and lethal lyricist to be spending his free time. A happy ending is expected.
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