Washington State sacked Marcus Mariota. Husky Xavier Cooper picked up the ball and returned it 41 yards for the fat guy touchdown. The score cut Oregon’s lead to 27-21. It’s officially a ball game in Eugene, for now. Oregon players were stunned.
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.