Vitali Klitschko, the former boxing champion whose brother recently made headlines after getting engaged to actress Hayden Panettiere, has announced he’s running for President of Ukraine. Klitschko is 6-foot-7 and his boxing record was 47-2, but he never fought his brother, which is what many wanted.
I love this paragraph about his qualifications, via CNN:
He has run twice for mayor of Kiev, holds a master’s degree in social development, a doctorate in sport science, is married and has three children.
Enter Ukraine weak and feeble jokes here.