Katy Perry, who turns 29 today. … This story is so awful-sounding I don’t even want to include the details. You’ll never look at Super Glue the same way. How could a mother really do this? … Maryland’s Attorney General showed up at a teen house party in the summer, said it wasn’t his job to break it up. … Polls finds people from New Jersey and “uninhibited and temperamental.” … Folks waste a lot of time searching online for Candy Corn. … This current map of the world is sharp. … Notre Dame makes offer for impressive high school quarterback. Hong Kong triads have created difficulties for new Transformers movie. … Texas widow admits to killing husbands 28 years after the fact. … The USMNT might have a new German-based player in the mix, soon. … Another warning about the dangers of Internet piracy. … Middle schooler found with handgun and 400 rounds of ammo in backpack. … Help this dog! … Happy Birthday Pablo Picasso (b. 1881); Smokey Joe Wood (b. 1889); Nancy Cartwright (56); Pedro Martinez (42); Ciara (28). … Enjoy the weekend. Don’t do anything too crazy.
Billionaire buys Gheorghe Muresan’s home for $2 million. [Washingtonian]
This toddler “wins” Halloween. [HyperVocal]
Panthers mushed the Bucs, as the Greg Schiano watch continues. [NFL]
Once upon a time the Washington Post had to describe what Nachos are when the Orioles began serving them at Memorial Stadium. [Washington Post]
Here’s a quality infographic breaking down the finances and values of all 30 MLB teams. [Bloomberg]
American are not getting more smarter. [New Yorker]
Man serving life in prison for marijuana possession seeks parole. [Riverfront Times]
Life is better for this writer after iPad stolen at bar. [The Guardian]
Kliff Kingsbury’s reputation continues to grow. [SI]
Evaluating the college football hires of 2011. [Football Scoop]
NBC is looking to reboot “Murder, She Wrote” with Octavia Spencer. [Deadline]
Just a little something about apple picking. [TVMWW]
“Vodka Sam” tells her side of the story.
Stray bull gores traffic cop in Romania.
This Russell Brand interview on politics is epic.
Oh, just a shark swimming under you while surfing.
Speaking of Gheorghe …
The best Halloween-themed song … after “Monster Mash” obviously.