Chris Mortensen Reporting Early Case of Unsettling Gas on NFL Sunday

Mort was apparently experiencing some bad gas approximately 92 minutes prior to the 1 pm kickoff. It’s going to be an excruciatingly long day for countless sets of nostrils in Bristol.

WARNING: If you see the following grimace beginning to form, run:

Chris Mortensen gas

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