Feeling real bloated and gassy. Note to self: No more second helpings of baked beans.
— Chris Mortensen (@mortreport) October 27, 2013
Mort was apparently experiencing some bad gas approximately 92 minutes prior to the 1 pm kickoff. It’s going to be an excruciatingly long day for countless sets of nostrils in Bristol.
WARNING: If you see the following grimace beginning to form, run: