Cordarrelle Patterson got Sunday Night Football off to a fast start, a very fast start. He caught the opening kickoff right in front of the goal posts, and split the Packers coverage unit before turning on the jets and leaving everyone behind. The 109 yard return is the longest possible, and it ties a NFL record. Six years ago, Antonio Cromartie also had a 109 yard return, on a field goal attempt, at the Metrodome.
Or will the NFL give fans Johnny Manziel? What about Winston or Mariota?
Don’t worry, you’ll get the requisite David Puddy reference.
Golf is an emotional game, deal with it.