Dylan Ray Three Irons is the name of an actual person according to many news outlets today. Three Irons (I’m just going to assume that is his full last name) broke out of an Oklahoma jail over the weekend along with fellow inmates Prime Brown, Thomas Wesley Johnson and Triston Cheadle. The inmates broke out of Caddo County jail by crawling through a vent in the shower. Dylan Ray Three Irons and Prime Brown have both been recaptured by authorities. They were both still in possession of incredible names.
[WPTV, h/t Tony]