Paulina Gretzky in all her Halloween glory way back in 2012 … magazine about booze … Star Wars and Thomas Kinkade together at last …. woman gives note to chubby trick-or-treaters … Alyssa Milano has a sex tape … Tennessee DUI cases in jeopardy …. K-9 hurts boy during fake raid … female teacher in Utah arrested for having sex with student … man writes letters to family while trapped, dying in his car … there’s a second Cutlet on the way!
Chief Wahoo has been demoted. [New Republic]
Tourism in Flagstaff up after the Cardinals left. [Daily Sun]
Fighting is down in the NHL this season. [USA TODAY Sports]
Wonderful – youth football players are more susceptible to concussions than college players! [ESPN]
Qatar removes the Zidane headbutt statue. [BBC]
Phil Chenier once swore at and then got T’d up by Steve Buckhantz. [DC Sports Bog]
Jonathan Martin has left the Dolphins for personal reasons and won’t play tonight against the Bengals. [Miami Herald]
Allen Iverson (my personal favorite player as a kid) officially and formally retired with a press conference yesterday. [Sports Illustrated]
Thomas Edison made a video of cats boxing in 1894. In 2013, a hero set that video to Pitbull music. [With Leather]
Denver’s season is reminiscent of the one they had in 1997. [The Gazette]
James Dolan thinks the Knicks have what it takes to win a title right now. [ESPN]
Iman Shumpert cut his famous hair. [YouTube]
I’m sending you to eBaum’s World to see a video of little kids breaking a trophy because I remember the early days of the Internet. [eBaum's World]
Snickers commercial featuring t.A.T.u. as middle infielders.
Bad British announcers call Game 7 of Heat – Spurs.
A Left 4 Dead 2 map of Disneyland.
Ben McLemore has hops. And he shot 1-7 in Sacramento’s season-opening win. Jimmer did not play. *spends rest of day sighing*
Here’s a koala in a bar.