This is not a Fat Guy Touchdown by Chris Long of the Rams. Sure, he plays on the defensive line, but Long ain’t fat. He’s actually quite swift for a defensive end, which is why nobody caught him and the Rams lead 7-0. Speaking of defensive ends … Robert Quinn, who hit Luck from behind and forced the fumble, had 10 sacks coming into this game and four forced fumbles. Can you imagine if the Rams had an offense?
Not pictured: Three turnovers.
Burfict is a habitual line crosser.
The Cardinals QB will be out at least 8 weeks.
A 76-year-old man died in the stands at Notre Dame.
Dan Stoddard’s teammates call him “Old Man Dan.”
Can’t do that.