Martínez Gullotta, a goalie for Argentine second division club Boca Unidos, apparently got pretty upset he allowed four goals in a game against Unión Santa Fe over the weekend. So he took his frustration out on an opponent by biting him on the back.
Cue up your favorite Luis Suarez joke.
So … what’s the scale of really dumb things to do to your opponents? Punching them, then spitting on them, and then biting them, followed by a Carmelo Anthony-style slap?
Bottom line: never bite an opponent, even if you’re trying to audition for a cameo in “the Walking Dead.” It’s only common sense. [via 101GG]