A 25-year-old man was arrested in Metro Detroit on Nov. 3, after he blew a .24 when police pulled found him asleep in his car at a gas station. An apparent Michigan fan, he blamed the Wolverines’ performance against Michigan State for his drinking binge, specifically offensive coordinator Al Borges’ play-calling.
While he was being booked, he said he drank so much because he was upset that the University of Michigan’s football team lost 29-6 at Michigan State University the day before. He said he also was upset with the play-calling of Offensive Coordinator Al Borges, whose Wolverines rushed for a negative-48 yards, the worst ground performance since the school started playing football in 1879.
The man was also “confused and disoriented,” had eyes “watery and bloodshot” and had urinated on himself. Thankfully, Borges did not inspire him to attempt driving through a brick wall repeatedly.
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