Roundup: Dolphins Bullied by Winless Tampa, Irish Fans Question Brian Kelly & Girl Does Sobriety Tests in Just a Shaq Jersey

salma-hayek-Salma Hayek … Blake Lively talking teachable moments at the White House … artist nails testicles to the ground in Red Square … a diet fueled by food stamps leads to obesityAubrey O’Day, pushing the selfie envelope … crazy shooting outside Florida Waffle House … man freed from jail after 34 years for a crime he didn’t commit … high school kids planning on attending college: Be careful with twitter … what the East Coast and South would look like if all the ice melted … Tom Cruise is suing two gossip magazines for $50 millionDallas/Fort Worth voted favorite U.S. airport … one of the longest prison sentences ever for someone who didn’t kill anyoneCNN plucking Brian Stelter from the NYT

If you went to bed early: Tampa Bay 22, Miami 19. The Dolphins rushed for -2 yards. [Palm Beach Post]

Notre Dame fans are unhappy with Brian Kelly after the loss to Pittsburgh because everyone’s a coach. [South Bend Tribune]

Mark Mangino is coaching again. The former Kansas coach is now an assistant coach at Youngstown State. [KC Star]

Pretty cool look inside the life of an MMA fighter. [Star Ledger]

Case Keenum is a 1st half QB. Second half? Not so much. [ESPN]

NBA players are wearing sweatpants that cost $550. [Daily Beast]

Ohio State wide receiver: We’d wipe the floor with Alabama, whoever. [AP]

Does the Pac-12 need an injury report? [Seattle Times]

Interesting look at the evolution of the NBA draft over the last 30 years. Remember when big men were prized? Now, it’s scoring guards. [Oregon Hoops]

Five months old, but a leopard vs. a porcupine.

Kevin Sumlin and the Aggies are excited about no practice Saturday. [via Robert]

Live TV, you know you love it! [via Adam]

Girl pulled over wearing just a bra and underwear, and she throws on a Shaq jersey to do sobriety tests. [via Cartmaniak]

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