COLUMBUS, OH – SEPTEMBER 21: Ohio State Buckeyes cheerleaders fire up the crowd in the fourth quarter during a game against the Florida A&M Rattlers at Ohio Stadium on September 21, 2013 in Columbus, Ohio. Ohio State defeated FAMU 76-0. (Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images)
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.