Alan Markovitz, a 59-year-old strip club magnate in Detroit, recently moved into a new home in Bloomfield Hills, one that just so happens to be right next to the home of his ex-wife. So what was his first order of business upon moving in? What else, install a 12-foot statue of a middle finger on the back porch, one that naturally sits with the flipped bird directly facing his ex-wife’s house.
The ever-present “gesture” was reportedly done as a way of Markovitz “getting even” with his ex’s new man.
While devilishly hilarious, Markovitz will have essentially screwed himself once the laughter subsides and he comes to the stark realization that purchasing a home next to your ex-wife is akin to choking on your own vomit.
Nonetheless, Alan Markovitz has quite easily become the greatest Michigan Man ever to be discussed on this site.
Oh, and this is Alan Markovitz. Perfect, just perfect:
blog comments powered by Disqus