JoJo … Green Day saves the day … this is how you write a stupid essay, kids … Kelly Clarkson is pregnant … bowling lane re-purposed as a dining room counter … child molester seeks reduced sentence in exchange for castration … Macy’s is getting more interactive … anyone participating in the “knockout game” deserves horrible things … Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive … people in line for the XBox One … Adam Brody and Leighton Meester are engaged … Lindsey Vonn is hurt and the Olympics are in doubt …
Winnipeg Jets ban helmets from helmet party. [Winnipeg Sun]
The Browns pranked T.J. Ward by putting a fake rat in his locker. [Deadspin]
On parity in the NFL. [Baltimore Sun]
Dorien Bryant is an openly gay (former) NFL player. [Philly Mag]
Turner plans to put the Final Four on multiple channels with different broadcast options. [Sports Business Daily]
Two University of Oklahoma players have been suspended for their next game. [KOCO]
Grinnell, their coach and their inflated, inorganic scoring records are an embarrassment. [CBS Sports]
Georges St. Pierre is OK. In fact, he’s on the beach. Vacationing. [Twitter]
Gabe Kapler talks about bullying in baseball. [FOX Sports]
Fifty years ago, the NFL played a full slate of games days after JFK was assassinated. [MMQB]
Rodeo clown does backflip over bull.
Watch from the 12-minute mark. Kid dives into the crowd and gets flipped. Also, watch the entire thing because Green Day rules.
C-Tates is the best.
Proposing at a rap battle is better than proposing most places.
Ron Burgundy was on Conan. He sang Loverboy for Rob Ford. Also, prison riot tips.