R Kelly Sings the Sexiest Song Ever Sang About Being an Ice Hockey Player

R Kelly visited the Rolling Stone headquarters ahead of the release of his latest album. While he was there he was asked to write songs about four random topics. Thus “Sex Dolphin,” “Sex Newspaper” and “Italian Hero Sandwich of Love” were born. As was this little ditty called “Ice Hockey.” You’ll never look at the NHL the same way again.

Also, I suggest you watch the full video over at RollingStone.com because just seeing the words “Sex Newspaper” is incredible.