The DNA sample from the underwear of a woman who is accusing someone else of rape: now fodder for pithy twitter humor.
Would be a nice payday.
Who is this guy and why is he so awesome?
Will Texas finally be the school that steals him from VCU?
Howland and Barnes? Add Marshall, and that’s a great offseason for the SEC.
I just assume he was screaming “GOAL!” over and over in Finnish.