From the “some things you can’t unsee” department comes this enthused Oklahoma St. fan, featuring two deflated pastry bags and a painted Nike swoosh doubling as a check mark, as if to say “approved.” Yes, he even put a Nike swoosh on his flesh jersey.
The Cowboys lead Baylor 21-3 early in the third quarter. Carry on. [via @JohnsonJarret]
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