Martin St. Louis scored two goals against the Rangers tonight, one of which featured the Tampa Bay winger falling on his buttocks while celebrating. If only this kind of thing happened more often, hockey might muscle its way onto SportsCenter. On that note, this concludes your NHL news for the evening. [h/t reddit]
No look. No dunk. No assist.
Did they forget the 49 and the dot?
Even this post is soaked in grease.
Texas inquired with Brad Stevens of the Celtics, too.