So far this evening, RGIII is averaging less than five yards per completion, has absorbed a few big hits, and can now add an unpleasant uppercut to the nuts from Aldon Smith’s foot to the highlight reel.
Oof. That looks awfully painful.
And now, for the obligatory clip from Weird Science … “She did what!”
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