Lakers Announce Kobe Bryant's December 8th Return With Epic Video of Nothingness

Kobe Bryant will make his season debut on NBATV Sunday night when the Los Angeles Lakers host the Toronto Raptors. It will be Kobe’s first game since his season ending Achilles injury in April. To announce this, the Lakers put an epic 2-minute video on their Facebook page showing Kobe’s #24 jersey facing all sorts of bad weather while epic music plays. It’s a metaphor for epic weather music and the stuff basketball jerseys have to go through in a typical long, historic NBA career. Or something.

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