So that creep to the left in the picture above … that’s Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon not the creep that fixed your computer at work. Shocking, yes. His wife Ashley posted the photo on Twitter Monday. Good luck topping that face at your holiday bad sweater party. [H/T Hardball Talk]
Adam Schefter Nearly Drove Off the Road in a Blizzard When He Got a Text About the LeSean McCoy Trade
Be careful out there, sportswriters.