Andray Blatche is averaging 11.6 points and 5.9 rebounds a game in 23 minutes per contest this season, but that’s where the inspiration ends.
The 9-19 Brooklyn Nets are a complete and utter embarrassment, which is why Andray Blatche passionately imploring Andray Blatche to get crunk in video game form is the team’s runaway highlight of the season.
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