Texas A&M doesn’t play Duke in the Chick-Fil-A Bowl until New Year’s Eve, but the commanding tone has already been set, as exhibited by the Chick-Fil-A cow stoically giving Johnny Football an extremely early pregame double nipple tweak. If Manziel can somehow manage to capture the unmistakable focus of the cow by next Wednesday night, Duke is toast.
The wheel behind them landing on “$1 JELLO SHOTS” just in time for the photo is what we like to call destiny.
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