Gemma Atkinson … woman attacks boyfriend for refusal to cuddle … cops picked on Phish fans at MSG … someone named Brit Morin exists … Upworthy: Springfield … James Avery – Uncle Phil – died … NBC “taking heat” for a Natasha Leggero joke … ABC sullies the memory of Happy Endings … bros on Wall Street love The Wolf of Wall Street … NBC still doing a great job promoting Community (which returns tonight!) … 52 people rescued from ship stuck in Antarctic ice … Wal-Mart recalls donkey meat with fox meat in it …
Lovie Smith headed to Tampa Bay to coach their professional football team. [Chicago Tribune]
Champion Baptist got crushed by Southern. 116-12. Southern was just working on their defense. [FOX Sports]
Teams playing in bowl games often make money. [Sportsgeekonmics]
Middle Tennessee State is dirty. [The Birddog]
Kyrie Irving day-to-day with a knee contusion. He wants to play 82 games. [ESPN]
Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting got married on New Year’s Eve. [CNN]
Man running across Canada for charity gets jumped by three awful people. [Toronto Star]
The US Olympic women’s hockey team was announced yesterday. [USA Today]
As was the men’s team. [USA Hockey]
Im bowling tomatoes at my house. its fun. a little messy , but fun
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 2, 2014
On New Year’s Eve I saw comedian Joe Bronzi perform. In this same exact comedy club. He was funny.
This is probably a year old, but it’s one fan punching another fan after he pours beer on his head.
Woman wins very expensive car on The Price Is Right. She then acts accordingly.
Trailer for the sequel to Raid: Redemption.
Was the Cleveland Pimp a thing in 2013 and I missed it?
On New Year’s Eve, Kyle Lowry tried to throw his sneakers to a Raptors fan in Chicago. Some other dude intercepted them.