Sidonie Biemont. … No big deal: a two-headed whale washed ashore in Mexico this week. … Justin Verlander had “core muscle repair” surgery Thursday in Philadelphia, Tigers expect him ready by Opening Day. … No. 1 Arizona held off UCLA, remains unbeaten. … 15 finalists named for the Pro Football Hall of Fame. … Eric Bledsoe out windefinitely after surgery. … Chris Christie at center of controversy. … Disgraced Philly sportswriter Bill Conlin dead at 79. … Another fun-sounding arrest in Florida. … NASL player traded for hotel accommodations. … Daniel Synder is still a jerk … Sure. …. More and more people are moving to Oregon. … Pictures of frozen Niagara Falls are always cool. … A-Rod has his Plan B when/if his suspension is upheld. … Another fun story out of Russia, as we zero in on the Sochi Games. … More than 50 percent of Congress members now have a net worth over $1 million. … These time-lapse GIFs are cool, if not depressing. … Lego Simpsons are now going to be a thing. … Happy Birthday Willie McCovey (76); Rod Stewart (69); Donald Fagen (66); George Foreman (65); Janet Jones (53); Buff Bagwell (44); Glenn ‘Big Dog‘ Robinson (41); Jake Delhomme (39), Abbey Clancy (28). … Enjoy the weekend, do something fun.
Game of Thrones will return April 6/Boardwalk Empire‘s fifth season will be its last. (Mike Judge has a new show on HBO, too.) [AV Club]
Woman houses a 72-ounce steak in under three minutes. [Hyper Vocal]
The Duck Dynasty guys have some fun #tbt style photos and author of this piece contends they are “Made-for-TV Rednecks.”[Washington Monthly]
One Hall of Fame leftover, thought Ray Ratto did a good job here. [CSN Bay Area]
WWE Network, $9.99 per month*? Could it start a la carte programming? [The Verge]
True Detective is drawing high marks. McConaughey playing a character named Rust Cohle? How could this not be great?!? [Slate]
Breaking down four of the top QBs in the 2014 draft class. [Rotoworld]
Gerard Butler might do a Point Break remake set in the world of extreme sports. (The appropriate reaction to reading this development.) [Variety]
Ranking the Couples in the latest Cialis ad. (No love for The Malibu Road Band?) [Uproxx]
Yahoo! is planning to produce more original content. [WSJ]
Five possibilities for that ultra top-secret Jerry Seinfeld/Larry David project. [Rolling Stone]
ICP filed a lawsuit vs. the FBI this week, the ACLU is involved. [NYT]
A review of Taco Bell’s Grilled Stuft Nacho. [Vice]
Burrito vending machines, sorta good idea, terrible execution. [Red Ticket Blues]
The best (and worst) feelings in sports. [700 Level]
Archer fans will like this (or find something minor that was left out and complain about, direct your complaints to Uproxx.)
So … this happened on the Price Is Right. [via Guyism]
An interview with “Jan” from Toyota.
Skiing in Detroit’s abandoned buildings is apparently a thing now.
Dennis Rodman has been in the news this week. Let’s remember once upon a time it was a big deal when he wrestled Karl Malone in WCW. Like paying $29.95 for a PPV kind of big deal.