Roundup: Golden Globes Supermodel Joke, Portland Pimp Sues NIKE & Watch the Game of Thrones Season 4 Trailer

paula pattonPaula Patton at the Golden Globes, with a slow-motion GIFcafeteria lunch lady accused of sleeping with 15-year old boy … did you see this outfit Gwyneth Paltrow wore? … crazy chart of how the world will end, many, many years from now … Shia LaBeouf has retired from ‘all public life‘ … Clinton Portis has been hit with a foreclosure lawsuit … “why sports writing is terrible and no one cares” … DirecTV vs. WWELena Dunham and Judd Apatow didn’t like this question about her nudity in ‘Girls’ … man stole hand sanitizer to make cocktailsKe$ha’s mom has checked into the same rehab as her daughter … longtime LA Times sportswriter says she was laid off by the paper … Emma Watson is now dating a Rugby playerPamela Anderson got married; if this were the 90s, people would care … supposedly, these are the best breakfast places in America … a crafty move to prevent people from stealing a 420 mile marker in Colorado

Iowa 84, Ohio State 74. In Columbus. How about them Hawkeyes? [Des Moines Register]

Guy transforms his basement to the Starship Enterprise. Nerdy, impressive. [My Modern Met via Pour Me Coffee]

The Seattle Seahawks won’t sell tickets to the NFC Championship to anyone with a California address. [SF Gate]

Preach! “The gap between haves and have-nots has been a joke for two decades, and it’s outright laughable now that MLB is the only one of North America’s major leagues without a salary cap.” [Trib Live]

Back in 1988, the Cincinnati Bengals were an innovative, really fun team. [Grantland]

I can’t believe Phil Mushnick went after Brent Musburger. What a hack. [NY Post]

Colorado star Spencer Dinwiddie suffered a knee injury against Washington, and the Buffaloes are bracing for the worst. [Denver Post]

“Portland pimp sues Nike for $100 million for lack of warning label after beating victim with Jordans.” [Oregonian]

Joey Porter’s South Florida home will go into a foreclosure auction. [Business Journal]

Venus Williams was bounced in the 1st round of the Australian Open. [AP]

Nice read on Pop slowing bringing along budding star Kawhi Leonard. [Express News]

Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul: “Yeah bitch!” [BroBible]

Peter Malnati’s hole out at the Sony Open. Nice eagle, Pete. [via Cartmaniak]

BMX stunt rider tackles arch on bridge in Texas.

The Game of Thrones Season IV trailer went up Sunday and already has over 3 million views.

A ‘supermodel’s vagina’ was mentioned during the Golden Globes. Yes, really. [via Guyism]

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