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Kellen Winslow Was Allegedly Masturbating in His Escalade in Target Parking Lot

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Kellen Winslow, who played for the Jets last season, allegedly was busted masturbating in his Cadillac Escalade in the parking lot of a Target in November. When cops arrived, they noticed vaseline and bags containing synthetic marijuana in his vehicle. From NJ.com:

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.By the time police arrived, an officer found Winslow allegedly “slouched in his seat and moving around.” Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived. When the cop asked Winslow what he was doing, Winslow allegedly said he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.

The cop noticed Winslow was wearing “dark colored” sweatpants and wrote that “his genitals were not exposed.” But the cop also noticed “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console” and plastic bags marked “Mr. Happy” and empty plastic containers of “Funky Monkey” scattered throughout the vehicle.

Winslow wasn’t charged with any lewdness. He pleaded not guilty to the marijuana charges. He’s a free agent in 2014, and it’s safe to say he won’t be returning to the Jets. He turns 31 in July, and given his injuries and this recent arrest, he’ll be lucky to be on an NFL roster next season. [via NJ.com]

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