Roundup: Joel Embiid Can't Drive, Inside a Colombian Cocaine Lab & Drunk Driver Plows into Popeye's Restaurant

katy-perry-gqKaty Perry, who is on the cover of the new GQ … inside a Colombian cocaine laboratory… here’s your crazy mugshot of the weekArizona State fraternity suspended over MLK party … these alleged text messages from Selena Gomez to Justin Bieber are excellent  … Biotech stocks are on fire in 2014 … this Jack Kerouac map is pretty radical … the rise of ‘curiosity journalism‘ … the tea party is still getting written about? … Wall Street Journal memo details ‘digital first’ plans … radio wars in Philadelphia! … here’s a Boston Bruins ice girl … “Violence rattles Rio slums as World Cup looms” …

There’s going to be a fantasy sports TV network? [Market Wired]

Lengthy but very cool story about Digger Phelps becoming the head coach at Notre Dame over 40 years ago. [UND]

Really cool story about Tony Snell’s mom. No, really. [Chicago Side]

Freshman at Tulane discovered they are half-sisters because of a shared sperm donor. [Tulane Hullabaloo]

The Milwaukee Bucks will either get a new arena by 2017 or … well, Seattle could use a team. [JS Online]

Does David Stern go on the Mount Rushmore of commissioners? [SBJ]

Joel Embiid can’t drive a car, but could be the No. 1 pick in the 2014 draft. [ESPN]

A budding high school star named V.J. King attends the same high school LeBron James did. You can guess where this is headed. [Cleveland.com]

Nice story on Jordan Matthews, the Vanderbilt receiver who I think will be a steal late in the first round or in the second round of the NFL draft. [Charlotte Observer]

The Mayor of the town in Jersey where the Super Bowl will be played didn’t get tickets to the game. [NYDN]

Drunk driver plows into a Popeye’s restaurant. The woman and child who ran were injured.

Coolio talking about sex at 50 on CNN. “My sex drive is increased. I can’t go as long anymore, but I’m still virile.” [via John Ourand]

Yes, people are still doing trick shot videos in 2014. [via Hot Clicks]

Are you watching Hart of Dixie? You should be.

Richard Sherman and Erin Andrews … as Fred and Wilma? [via The Big Buzz]

Carve out the next hour to listen to Jonah Hill on Howard Stern.

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