Some user on Vine known as the “Explicit Commentator” has begun doing his own version of SportsCenter highlights using unbridled energy and a raw thirst for the game to go with inventive catchphrases, like “you better hold your titties on this one” as Paul George breaks away for a 360 windmill dunk.
I’ve personally never thought about holding my titties before witnessing a dunk, but I think we all should consider it going forward.
The real key with this inspired brand of commentating — “Kaepernick throws the shit out of it” — is a platform like Vine, where the absurdity is delivered on a continuous reel.
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