Some Dude on Vine is Bringing Special Life to Sports Highlights

Some user on Vine known as the “Explicit Commentator” has begun doing his own version of SportsCenter highlights using unbridled energy and a raw thirst for the game to go with inventive catchphrases, like “you better hold your titties on this one” as Paul George breaks away for a 360 windmill dunk.

I’ve personally never thought about holding my titties before witnessing a dunk, but I think we all should consider it going forward.

The real key with this inspired brand of commentating — “Kaepernick throws the shit out of it” — is a platform like Vine, where the absurdity is delivered on a continuous reel.

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