NEW YORK, NY – JANUARY 31: Model Kate Upton and professional baseball player Justin Verlander attend the GQ Super Bowl Party 2014 sponsored by Patron Tequila, Van Heusen, and Miller Fortune on January 31, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for GQ)
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.