Shay Mitchell … Florida woman steals TV reporter’s vehicle on camera … how is McDonald’s handling folks who linger all day? … Italian teacher accidentally shows 8-year olds porn in class … a 120-pound mother from Nebraska ate 363 wings to win the Wing Bowl … slick escape by a man who had a sword at his throat … have you seen this GIF of Khalil Mack discarding an offensive lineman? … a TSA agent writes about seeing everyone naked … the NYT isn’t doing a great job of giving other outlets credit … just Stephen Curry doing the Carlton … who killed all these prostitutes in Louisiana? … Florida judge makes bad Facebook decision … ever attend a wake like this one? … “how black America talks to the White House” … Wal-Mart vs. Amazon is a nice little read … Atlanta’s winter storm last week and racism … Jerry Seinfeld’s new website is all about comedians … Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor …
The Super Bowl was so bad, only one link from the game: the Percy Harvin money was well-spent, despite his injury-riddled season. [Seattle Times]
“Stern gets credit for babysitting black kids and making them somewhat palatable to a small percentage of white corporate America.” [ESPN]
Tony Dorsett is losing his mind. [D Magazine]
You probably missed it Saturday: Jeremy Lin had his 1st career triple double in a win over Cleveland. [Chronicle]
CBS made a run at Cris Carter, but he decided to stay at ESPN. [SI]
The Suns might be interested in getting Pau Gasol for the Lakers. [ESPN]
Very sad story about the death of Nodar Kumaritashvili, the Olympic luger who died at the 2010 games. [NYT]
The invaluable Harvard basketball player who rarely gets on the court and never scores. [One Bid Wonders]
Daughter of a former Cincinnati Reds player will be going for Gold in Sochi. [Cincinnati.com]
If you’ve got four hours, here’s Howard Stern’s birthday celebration. Good recap from the lucky Jimmy Traina.
There were fights at the Wing Bowl! [via Crossing Broad]
Watch this giraffe just casually stroll through a restaurant in South Africa.
Crocodile snags Impala out of the air trying to skip across water. [via Adam]