Christie Brinkley … who knew? Internet trolls are horrible people … longtime sportswriter writes about being happy in his 90s … Florida man murdered roommate over a chicken foot … “Packs of Chihuahuas running loose in Phoenix neighborhood” … Donald Trump fires aide for letting him give an interview to Buzzfeed … George Zimmerman is scared somebody is going to kill him … moron threatens police officer on Facebook, gets arrested … Missouri repealed a gun law in 2007 and guess what happened? … Two members of Pussy Riot say they were arrested … 76ers sign high school kid with Down syndrome to 2-day contract … 11 arrested at Nigerian hotel for selling human meat … 400 people have already died on building sites for the Qatar World Cup …
Pair of athletes at the Sochi Olympics representing Dominica had to be hospitalized. One had three nose surgeries, the other contracted “acute bacterial gastroenteritis.” [Union Tribune]
Roddy White of the Falcons arrested for failure to appear in court. [AJC]
Woman plays running back in 8-on-8 Indoor Football League, carries three times for -3 yards. [Dallas Morning News]
Someone actually said this about Michael Sam: “If you’ve ever sat down with, you know, homosexual people you ask them what their interests are, very often they have no interest in any kind of sport.” [Action 81]
Adam Silver wants to raise the minimum age of an NBA player to 20. If you’re going to pay college basketball players, I’m ok with this idea. [Bleacher Report]
ESPN is giving John McEnroe a larger role, including appearances on Sportscenter and on the radio. [Newsday]
Michigan State is struggling because of injuries, not everything in this column. [Detroit News]
A look inside NBC Sports’ Olympic TV production HQ. [Philly.com]
Wow, so bringing up religion in college football is a big deal? [The Courant]
“If you’re an unarmed black teen in Florida, someone can gun you down – and they might get away with it.” [Rolling Stone]
Who knew that Phil Hughes, the Twins pitcher, was such a hockey fan? [Pioneer Press]
How badly did Siena want to play UCF in baseball? With flights cancelled, the Saints took a 19-hour bus ride down to Florida. [Sentinel]
Dog saunters onto soccer field, takes a dump. The poop happens around the :18 mark.
Bus driver got drowsy, then veered off the road and did a lot of damage.
Jimmy Fallon and Will Smith killed it.
Miley Cyrus, yeah, you’ve lost me. [via Hollywood Tuna]