Gemma Lee Farrell … UNC upset Duke Thursday night. … Tampa Bay Bucs release a new helmet design. … Jersey City man dubbed the “Pathmark Tupac” hopes to play the real Tupac in a biopic. … MLS purchased Chivas USA from its Mexican owner, Jorge Vergara and will operate the team in the interim. A new owner is expected to rebrand the franchise . … Ukranian skier refuses to ski in slalom due to political situation in her country. . ….. Here’s a link to a very intense fantasy football rivalry page. … Two Los Angeles men plead guilty in the attack that left San Francisco Giants fan Bryan Stow brain damaged. … Minnesota cops sue NFL over gun ban. … Bigoted Oklahoma restaurant owner gets his ‘just desserts’ via social media. … Which countries do the most cocaine? … Meanwhile in Alabama. … These Breaking Bad prints are tremendous. … Alcohol-filled candy accidentally given to children on Valentine’s Day. … Blizzard + tornadoes in the same storm. Not good. … Anything for a cheap laugh…. The Bucks Y2K Night looks like fun. Plus Coolio! … Rob Ford was pretty happy about the results of the USA/Canada women’s hockey game. … Cool ideas for Paris’ abandoned Metro stations. … Sbarro is closing 155 stores. … Frosting a cake on an NYC subway? Sure why not? … Happy Birthday: Kelsey Grammar (59); Alan Trammell (56); Tony Meola (45); Jordan Peele (35); Jennifer Love Hewitt (35); Ellen Page (27); Sophie Turner (18). … Have fun this weekend.
The funniest pictures posted to Twitter? Some of these actually live up to the lofty billing. [Mandatory]
And here are some photos that are fakes. [Gizmodo]
Korn frontman Jonathan Davies is writing … Miley/Obama fanfic? [HyperVocal]
Dutch speed skating coach laughs off Americans complaints about Under Armor suits, also says American football “sucks.” [CNBC]
Did the Phillies report Oregon State pitcher Ben Wetzler to the NCAA after he failed to sign? [Baseball America]
Here’s a map listing the best-selling musical artists by state of birth. Michael Bolton reppin’ that 2-0-3! [Fast Company]
More than 500 migrant workers from India have died since 2012 constructing Qatar’s World Cup stadiums. [The Guardian]
“I crashed a Wall Street secret society.” [NY Mag]
Is winning on Jeopardy! pretty much all about your ability to press a buzzer? [Pacific Standard]
“The Dark Power of Fraternities.” [The Atlantic]
Retroactive Reality Bites power rankings, anyone? [The Wire]
“This Man Claims Hitler is Buried in Spain.” [Vice]
An interview with pregnant pornstar Kayden Kross. [The Awl]
Was Meng/Haku the scariest man in pro wrestling? [Mandatory]
In praise of Kaetlyn Osmond. [700 Level]
Was Michelle Tanner on Full House all just a dream by Danny Tanner after his wife died?
The Walter White school of pizza delivery.
Jimmy Fallon, Will Ferrell and Michelle Obama
I generally like Canadians and Canada, but today they’re all a bunch of hosers wearing their stupid trainers and blouses.
Father and son (I think) filming kids slipping on ice. Totally not creepy or anything.
Here’s the trailer for “Unbroken.” (Directed by Angelina Jolie and written by the Coen Bros.)