— NFL (@nfl) February 24, 2014
Jadeveon Clowney showed up at the NFL Combine on time. He showed up at the finish line of the 40-yard dash early, running the arbitrary distance used to determine who is fast and who is slow in just 4.47 seconds. What can we assertain from this unofficial time? Jadeveon Clowny could beat many people in a foot race over 40-yards, but would also lose to others. Now NFL teams must determine his sexuality and where God wants him drafted.
UPDATE: Here are some gifs!
First, Clowney. So fast.
And here is Clowney losing to De’Anthony Thomas who ran a 4.50.
And here Clowney is running away from Johnny Manziel. This of course makes no sense. Manziel should be the one running away.
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