Mike Minor, a lefty on the Atlanta Braves, might not be ready to pitch by the start of the season in April. The reason? Well … that might make approximately 50 percent of the human population wince in pain.
Somehow this tweet makes Minor’s surgical ordeal on his urethra sound even more horrifying. If you want even more details, the AJC has them.
Let’s all wish Minor a healthy recovery as surely there are no jokes AT ALL to be made about his sensitive situation.
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