Lili Simmons (Beth on True Detective, gallery below) … Lil’ Boosie released from jail … HBO hired rappers to make music about Game of Thrones to attract new audiences … pantsless man caught cooking meth in McDonald’s parking lot … sheriff’s office searching for Dick … art inspired by the Sochi Olympics … new app helps you read novels in 90 minutes … Gawker snarkier than even Nick Denton would like … Hubble telescope captures image of space-time being ripped … Florida man arrested after having sex with a dog while neighbors watched … hipsters are now using monocles … the only review of Lone Star beer you’ll ever need to read the Trailer Park Boys are putting seasons 8 and 9 on Netflix … oil pulling is the new miracle cure/diet/practice thing …
An update on the Oscar Pistorius trial. [Daily Mail]
Vikings’ kicker Blair Walsh makes the… point… for a 38-yard extra point. [FOX Sports]
Andre Rison is going to be a high school football coach. [AZ Central]
An interview with Verne Lundquist. [Sports Business Journal]
Sometimes baseball players forget to slide. Here are 7 of those times. [Guyism]
Mark Minicozzi came out of the stands for his second shot at Major League Baseball. [Big League Stew]
Mike Moustakas crushing it in the Cactus League. [Kansas City Star]
Unranked Wake Forest beat #4 Duke. [South Bend Times]
The NHL trade deadline has come and gone and there were winners and losers. [Yahoo!]
Michigan State recruit Malik McDowell’s status still in limbo because his mother won’t sign his letter of intent. [Sports Illustrated]
James Franklin wants to play Vanderbilt. [OutKick the Coverage]
Iggy Azalea, Nick Young’s girlfriend, released her new video and it is a Clueless remake/tribute. My only complaint is that she didn’t get Stacey Dash to appear.
Here’s a flaming slam dunk.
Like little kids hitting buzzer-beaters?
Yes, Wake Forest students stormed the court after they beat Duke. No punches were thrown.
Here’s an elephant calf playing in the snow.
Now this is a True Detective theory. You really did have to go back and look for The Yellow King. [via Hef]
The Worf of Starfleet.