Mohammad Rashid set a world record at the Punjab Youth Festival in Pakistan today. Rashid smashed 155 walnuts with his head as a large crowd politely clapped – as you do when someone is smashing walnuts with his head for your entertainment. I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Wow, dude.” The previous record was 44 and I think we all learned something about limitations today.
Not pictured: Three turnovers.
Burfict is a habitual line crosser.
The Cardinals QB will be out at least 8 weeks.
A 76-year-old man died in the stands at Notre Dame.
Dan Stoddard’s teammates call him “Old Man Dan.”
Can’t do that.