Maple Leafs Goalie Garret Sparks Theorizes that His American Patriotism Hurts His Tinder Game

One’s instinct would be that Maple Leafs goaltender Garret Sparks would’t have a whole lotta trouble attracting women, but he doesn’t appear to be doing everything he could to optimize his chances with potential Canadian matches. Nevertheless, his approach of seeking quality over quantity is admirable.

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