The Arizona Diamondbacks have courageously unveiled the “D-bat dog,” which is apparently an 18-inch corn dog stuffed with cheese and bacon. And since that’s clearly not enough to fulfill your unsettling gorging habits, the lengthy frank comes with a side of fries so as to cement the inevitable sea of embarrassment when you waddle back to your seat.
The cost? A mere $25 and whatever was left of your pride, assuming you had any pride to begin with.
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[via Bleacher Report]
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