Roundup: High Winds Knock Over 18-Wheeler, Man Drops 'Deez Nuts' Line on People's Court & Urinator Strikes Again

Maggie QMaggie Q … man hits belching Taco Bell customer with a chair for not saying “excuse me” … Flight 370 mystery gets crazier by the day: Maldives residents claim to have seen a ‘low flying jet‘ … man tucks gun into his waistband, shoots himself in the genitals … man sues OK Cupid after date takes him for $70k … the serial urinator in Gainesville has struck again .. the oral history of Nirvana … man finds winning powerball ticket in his wallet after 11 days … it’s getting ugly in youth soccer these days … the Wolf of Wall Street apparently once lived here … he should have just bought her a McFlurry

Providence is in the NCAA tournament, but this news is bigger: Two players are being investigated for sexual assault on campus. [WSJ]

The NCAA Tournament started last night, and NC State beat Xavier behind 25 points from TJ Warren. [Charlotte Observer]

Here’s one place you won’t find much Michigan State love. [SI]

The DeSean Jackson trade rumors will continue to swirl for the next 50 days up to the NFL draft. [NJ.com]

Neil Best’s time spent with Mike Francesa was so long, he’s added more stories here that were left on the cutting room floor. [Newsday]

“While Bortles has an average ANY/A rate for this group, it’s not too hard to find some red flags if you’re looking for them.” [Football Perspective]

Bo Jackson’s advice to Russell Wilson: Stick to football. [CSN Chicago]

“One of the largest mental health agencies in Minnesota abruptly shut its doors Monday, potentially stranding thousands of patients with severe mental illnesses and aggravating a statewide shortage of psychiatric care.” [Star Tribune]

Boston College fired basketball coach Steve Donahue, so who’s getting the job? [Herald]

At what point does this Astros TV situation become a big deal? I mean, there are a lot of Astros fans, right? [Chronicle]

The Ken Bone basketball era is over at Washington State: Five years, lots of losses. [Seattle Times]

Sure looks like he peed himself during a speech. The urine starts appearing around :18. [via Guyism]

Here’s Mike Francesa talking about being the No. 1 seed in our tournament. [via WFAN Audio]

High winds knocked over this 18-wheeler. [via Adam]

Very, very well done. Haven’t heard a deez nuts joke in years. [via BroBible]

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